This is how you give your wife the sign that she doesn't need to call the ambulance:
This is how the conclusion of a 5K should be celebrated with Carol and Rudy:
Since everyone seems to be into quotes lately. I read something pretty cool today that I think is worth sharing: "You don't need the best of everything. You just need to do the best with everything you have."
...and I gotta tell ya, that PBR was the best thing I could have had.